I have made something

First things first. This is on a black background (or should be, at least, if I've got this sort of thing worked out) because staring at a white screen the entire time really hurts my eyes, so I'm sparing you the weariness.


So I have finally created something on this series of tubes we know as the internet! This is quite exciting. I shall have to remember this day along the same lines as the time I learned how to drive, or the time I actually managed to make pottery explode.

But I don't intend on making this all about me. As great as I know you all find me, I would rather focus on the world at large, with its fascinating marvels. I mean look at it! It gives us wonderful things like art, music, computers, and ferraris. Then again, it also does give us diseases, mosquitoes, and Nickelback CD's, so the jury is still out on how wonderful the world actually is.


So I hope you shall all enjoy this exploration. Please keep your towel with you at all times and remember that it's always funny when someone gets hurt, so long as it isn't happening to you!